Greenes
Please don't spend money on this.
ChicDragon
It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.
ChampDavSlim
The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.
Brennan Camacho
Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.
jacobjohntaylor1
This is a awful movie. In this movie Santa Claus is a demon and he goes around on Christmas eve killing people. This movie is awful. Do not see it. I think it is supposed to funny. But is it not. It is sick. And sick is not funny. Stick is just stick. This is one of the worst horror movies ever. The story line is awful. It is just a pile of pooh pooh. This would never have been made. Do not wast your time. Do not wast your money. Do not see this awful movie. It stinks more then pooh pooh. It is the most poopy of the pooh. It is just pooh pooh. Pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. I can not believe they made this pooh. It is popular pooh. Which is a good thing. Because I hate when pooh pooh like this is popular.
Masticina Akicta
You know some days you don't want to put on a movie taking on more then 2 hours of your life. Or that deals with big questions like "War is Hell" or was that a statement.Sometimes you want a movie for beer and popcorn. I got enough smart movies, movies that have deeper meaning. Not to mention this movie is about holiday fear, or was it cheer.Look I be blunt with you Santa is played by a WWE wrestler.. subtlety ensues. I meant hence not at all this movie knows what it is doing, giving you funny or not so funny one liners, interesting death scenes and more. It has a few deliciously murdered characters like the lecherousness preacher.. oh my delicious. It has the crazy old coot and even a half decent back story.Don't take this movie to serious and just enjoy a Christmas movie that actually is half intelligent. And yet even more entertaining indeed.Come on just give in to the Holiday Fear, erm cheer. You will feel much better once you just let this movie be what it is. And enjoy it with a bowl of popcorn.The story has been told enough times, the level of acting and actors yeah they are more B-movie style. The story is refreshingly B-movie style it all just is a very nice B-movie.Not a BAD movie a B-movie. Compared to Deep Rising I would say Deep Rising is better but not by allot.Look let your expectations go and just enjoy this schlock fest. I say it again Beer and Popcorn and you be fine. Not to mention this will your horrible Christmas's better again.
FlashCallahan
In the Christmas Eve of 2005, Santa Claus arrives in Hell Township killing the locals.teenager Nicholas Yuleson finds that his grandfather is actually an angel that defeated the devil's son in a bet, and the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children.Now that the bet is over, Santa Claus wants revenge.Nicholas and his girlfriend Mary try to escape from the killer and find a way to stop him until the end of Christmas....Featuring probably one of the funniest openings in a Santa based Horror ever, the movie is pure cheese from beginning to end.The film is stupid, it knows it's stupid and wears it proudly.Goldberg appears, says something funny, kills someone and then disappears. several times.Inbetween these scenes are just people talking and panicking, and it gets boring very quickly.Goldberg is the saving grace in tis, but he really makes the film the funny piece of tosh it is, and I mean that with the highest of respect.It's funny, with a good story, but you'll either love or you'll just ignore the fact that it exists.
Jona1988
Santa's Slay is the kind of movie that some might fit under the category "so bad it's good". But the film is not that bad according to me. Just stupid fun.Natural Born Killers Christmas edition? Heard someone say that. Well that it is not. The action is alright done and entertaining for a while but then in gets a bit tiresome, the same stuff over and over. Like one might guess the story is kind of forgettable but still not simply because it's so stupid. It works fine with this so dumb it's funny tone. The acting is fittingly stale and dull but one gets the feeling the crew had fun making the film and probably knew what kind of stuff it was going to be. Bill Goldberg is good as evil Santa though. Of course the characters lack any substance and such, some of the dialogue and attempts at feelings are so cheesy it plain terrible. But even if it's bad it still works to see because they have succeeded quite well with the tone and keeps the film feeling dumb fun and not just dumb. The film is comical but there are not any real jokes instead the fun is built on the tone and acting trying to be serious with the ridiculous plot and over the top violence. Don't mistake this for some horror film cause even if it's violent there is absolutely nothing scary. The film is not that long just 78 min but thats just long enough for a film like this if it were longer the viewers attention would begin to fade.An extremely violent black comedy based on Santa Claus and Christmas, is that going to far? Well it feels somewhat weird seeing Santa in action like this but I would say no. This is the kind of movie you see once with a bunch of friends. Worth seeing ones. Stupid crap movie, but somewhat entertaining. 4/10