Small Town Folk

2007
3.2| 1h30m| en
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High above the tiny hamlet of Grockleton stands Beesley Manor, home to the ominous Landlord and his...shall we say, genetically ambiguent...minions, including Pooch, a cross-eyed marksman, and Dobbin, who likes to drink gasoline. The Landlord keeps a watchful eye over his domain, brutally dispatching any strangers who enter - except for females he needs to (involuntarily) sire a Beesley heir...When three unsuspecting travelers arrive, the Landlord plans to make two of them his trophies and the other his bride...unless they can beat him at his own game.

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Harockerce What a beautiful movie!
Glucedee It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.
Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin The movie really just wants to entertain people.
Lela The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.
Michael Liennard This film is a brilliant piece of low-budget British horror. The acting may not be up to Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt but it is not supposed to be. The acting is actually not bad considering they are ordinary people.Done by normal people because they wanted to. Using all their own money and time over four years make this film a labor of love. They got Warwick Davis for a five minute scene because they could. Green screen is fine for a low budget horror and the cropping and different graphics makes it look like a proper b-list movieI loved it from start to finish. Damn all the reviewers who expect perfect acting from amateurs.
miraquin This movie was one of the worst I have ever seen. The acting is bad, storyline is terrible, I nearly fell asleep several times watching this boring movie. Nothing scary about it besides the blue screen used throughout the movie. Don't waste your time with this movie. The cover may look enticing, but don't be fooled. I would go into detail about the storyline but this movie has wasted enough of my time...the only comment my friend had to say after watching it with me was "I actually feel stupider watching that movie." After all that being said, the movie was a total waste of a movie night. I love horror movies and my favorites are the titles nobody has heard about. This movie obviously fell into that category, the cover art is actually not bad and gives off the feeling of a potential winner. After watching 5 minutes of it I knew it was going to be bad. Throughout the movie it switches from the blue screen to footage so, needless to say it gets very irritating. So please don't be like me and be fooled by the cover art of this film.
barton-company This film is a delightful low bedget fest which looks as though a load of mates got together to make it which is what more people should do-the plot I add is virtually a no brainer-but I loved the really echoey sound of the dwarf as he clambered the shoulders outside-for a moment I thought do you sound echoey in the West country? and I loved the bit in the pig shed with the dark whatever he was. When I saw how they did it in the extras I was impressed. One of the cast took time out to write to me-good egg-, the scenery lush, the mixing up of time of day scenes to cherish with a smile-this may be a cult movie in a few years time, its so bad, at the same time its lovable for the sheer effort inolved in putting it together.
barry_77379 In the original release of this film, was it in 3D? Because if it wasn't, then the use of CG in this film is an abortion. I LOVE bad horror flicks, but this one so far is just freaking lame. I was obviously tricked by cleaver marketing folks at Blockbuster, because all over the box it was billed how this film was some kind of visionary masterpiece, but it is far from it. The parts that are supposed to be funny, aren't even that.Trust me, I am not someone who takes these films too seriously, after all, 'Troll 2' is one of my fav films. But this film isn't even bad enough to be "so bad it's good"BOOOOOO this title!!!!!

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