Swearnet: The Movie

2014 "Because people f#@king swear."
6| 1h52m| NC-17| en
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Fed up with being censored in their post-Trailer Park Boys lives, the out of work stars/world-renowned 'swearists', Mike Smith, Robb Wells and John Paul Tremblay decide to start their own uncensored network on the internet.

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GurlyIamBeach Instant Favorite.
Payno I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Scotty Burke It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review
Yazmin Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
TheRowdyMan Outside of their Trailer Park Boys characters, Wells, Termblay and Smith play "themselves" as the founders of a new internet channel to host their sophomoric humor uncensored. Unashamedly filled with C-list celebrity cameos from the likes of Tom Green and Carrot Top, this self-produced, ego piece is really just a 112 minute advert for the real Swearnet channel. Some funny moments here and there, but the team's "real life" personas are not as fun to watch as The Trailer Park Boys.
Python Hyena Swearnet: The Movie (2014): Dir: Warren P. Sonoda / Cast: Rob Wells, John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, Pat Roach, Sarah Jurgens: From the creators of The Trailer Park Boys comes a followup that regards one's response to censorship. Rob Wells, John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith play themselves struggling with possible life after Trailer Park Boys. Mike Smith conjures the idea of an Internet show called Swearnet where our boys say pretty much anything they desire. This catches on and soon they are raking in cash from those subscribing to their rants. Subplots includes Wells in a relationship with a woman who apparently gave Sebastian Bach of Skid Row a blow job. She places his belongings in the front yard when she learns of her reputation on Swearnet. Tremblay is a nascar racer whose father's ashes are stored in a doll. His lover is a female Russian body builder. Mike Smith is so not like Bubbles here. Very profane in his vocabulary and his combination of vulgar words. He is the originator of Swearnet but lands in trouble when some underground sponsors come to collect. Pat Roach is done up as mascot Swear Man and his scenes are perhaps the grossest, particularly when his genitals end up on live television during a hockey game. Sarah Jurgens plays Rob's sleazy clingy girlfriend whom Smith takes a very verbal disliking to. This is a film that contains something to offend everyone yet its attack on censorship and free speech is one for which many will agree upon. Amusing ending with a negotiation that is pretty much the funniest scene in the film, and that is something one can swear by. Score: 9 / 10
jlaskero *** May Contain SpoilersThis movie is def not for minors, and you have to take it for what it is. When I can laugh by myself its a different type of comedy. Rob, Mike, John, and Patrick show us a different side of their Trailer Park Boy alter egos and made for a great 100 minutes of comedy.Seeing Mike Smith playing himself was fantastic, I always wondered what kind of person was under those goofy goggles and he gave us a chance to see that. I loved how Mike, and Rob played polar opposites of themselves but Patrick and John basically played there Trailer Park Boy personalities, but in a more realistic scenario. The scene where the boys trip acid literally had me in tears. This film proved that the fantastic minds that brought us Trailer Park Boys will not be one hit wonders, as long as they stick to their genre of comedy.The only reason I am giving this 8/10 instead of 10/10 is because Tom Green and Carrot Top are terrible. I understand the casting budget was low, but I really hope I never see them on the screen again in my life. Their acting for forced laughs was unbearable. I'd much rather see Leigh Macinnis (Don) in more films, then have to put up with them again.John, Mike, and Rob keep up the good work, i'm looking forward to seeing what else you guys come up with!
Joshua Hindle I ADORE the Trailer Park Boys i'll just pin that up before I go into anything. The characters are lovable, the narrative develops nicely and over offers a very interesting aspect and satire to Canadian life. So what happened with Swearnet: The Movie? I struggled with this film so much. Its hard to watch a bad movie but it's harder to watch a bad movie with actors/writers that you love and have seen produce some great work in the past. Swearnet:The Movie is the story of Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith creation of their own internet network 'Swearnet' and thats the plot in a nutshell. The movie likes to make things very clear that this ISN'T Trailer Park Boys with constant reminders at the beginning and if that wasn't enough perhaps to poor writing and Mike Smiths character would remind you enough. The whole execution of the movie plays out like a 14 year old boys pubescent fantasy. The jokes fall flat, the characters a largely unlikable and development of said characters doesn't exist instead they just switch like a light 3 quarters the way through which again is subject to poor writing. If it isn't enough that their own characters are marginally irritating then they brought in Tom Green and Carrot Top to make things wholly annoying as well as add absolutely nothing to the film. Their really isn't much that can be said about this film than it exists. It is a prime example of how a swearword can loose it's impact after repeated use and just become annoying and after a record breaking 935 F#@k's this has been proved 10 times over. I wouldn't recommend this film to anybody. Even if you're a fan of the Trailer Park Boys I would find anything but this to watch as the only feeling I got after this film finished was embarrassment and general sadness inside, don't get me wrong though their is way worse than this. 3/10