WasAnnon
Slow pace in the most part of the movie.
Casey Duggan
It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny
Cissy Évelyne
It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
Kinley
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
stevenmellier
Some really good gags and ideas in the first 30 minutes, but the following Story didn't work well to me. It could have been a furious comedy
MJB784
It had some big laughs in the beginning when it dealt with Ted's marriage and problems getting his wife pregnant. Then it had this weird mid-twist of him being "property" where he isn't a person and the marriage wasn't legal and he had to go to court which I thought was boring and their lawyer was inexperienced and not a very interesting character. The movie also repeated some of the laughs in the second hour of so. I find this summer to be uneven with Terminator: Genysis, Insidious: Chapter 3, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Mad Max: Fury Road and now Ted 2 being big ideas that run out after awhile. I also didn't like Spy which I thought was mostly boring with a dumb plot twist involving Jason Statham's character. Hopefully I will enjoy Inside Out and Jurassic World. I liked San Andreas, but that was just a fun summer movie. That seemed made specifically for a summer release more than most action/special effects movies. Nothing great in that one.
Paul Magne Haakonsen
Now, I will admit that I enjoyed the absurdity of the first movie and found the first movie to be very funny and enjoyable. So of course I was expecting at least the same level from the sequel.But it went as most sequel do, the wrong way. "Ted 2" turned out to be nothing more than a mediocre attempt to cash in on the success of the first movie. It was lacking all the comedy and funny situations as were present in the first movie. It was a bad decision to opt for a more serious approach for the sequel, because it just didn't pan out and it failed to work in any way.It just got tiring to watch Ted and his girlfriend trying to fight for their right to have a baby, and it just sidetracked the movie entirely. It took a heavy toll on the comedy that could have been there, and they had a lot of chances to go for something hilarious."Ted 2" suffered from having a what seemed to be hastily written storyline which was under duress from a deadline. And whatever comedy was written into the movie, just was way under the standards set in the first movie. The dialogue, satire and jokes in part two were not even half as in-your-face as in the first movie.And it didn't really help much that it seemed like Mark Wahlberg sort of didn't want to be present for the filming of the movie. His commitment and enthusiasm from the first movie was nowhere to be seen in this sequel.Sure there were a couple of laughs here and there, but "Ted 2" was nowhere near its predecessor in any way. And while you can return to watch the "Ted" movie again and again, that proves not to be the case with the sequel. This is a watch once and let it fade into sweet oblivion situation.The only thing that had me amused and entertained was the entire scene taking place at the convention. That was actually the high point of the entire movie.It has been seen, and I can check it off the to-watch-list, and I can't claim to be impressed in any way by "Ted 2".
Lee Eisenberg
Pretty much all that you need to know is that "Ted" and "Ted 2" are the brainchild of "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane. Like its predecessor, "Ted 2" revels in crude humor. The plot is about the wise-ass anthropomorphic teddy bear (voiced by MacFarlane) trying to get legal recognition as a person. Of course, it's an excuse for a bunch of stuff that shows us what people mean when they say Boston tough. Along with nonstop pop culture references, I should add. I guess that we could be cynical and say that the purpose was to get more money out of a franchise. Maybe so, but the movie's purpose is to make us laugh, and it succeeds. Pot, bodily fluids, and other types of low humor abound. Mark Wahlberg returns as Ted's slacker friend, and this time we have Amanda Seyfried as a lawyer trying to win Ted's case. We also get a number of cameos. Basically, it's two hours of silliness with some mild social commentary.So yes, we really are alone now.