Titreenp SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

Sharkflei Your blood may run cold, but you now find yourself pinioned to the story.

Benas Mcloughlin Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

Hattie I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

megannorth-94753 I dont want to say too much to put out any spoilers - but this movie is such a statement about society and how we develop relationships, it's such a great film and I cant wait to watch it for a second time.

tildabarkselius The film had some glimpses of oscar material but overall it was two hours of my life wasted on a movie that was kind of horrible. The actors were good but the storyline never kicked in. It was an endless wait for nothing and I would'nt recommend anyone to see it.

thesmythley The Lobster is a revolting, dull and unfunny film that attempts to be funny (in a blatantly ironic & satirical way) by employing deliberately stilted dialogue delivery and awkward scenes that sometimes present outright disgusting cruelty/gore. As the main theme of the film is to make a mockery out of modern human forms of communications & relationships this is understandable, but it falls like a limp, smelly half-dead fish that flops hopelessly on the sand in the hopes of trying to elicit attention from it's audience.The idea that this is a film about the social conformity and the pressures of marriage and monogamous relationships is typical of a postmodern mindset that arrogantly rejects any kind of stability whatsoever. Besides, is this really a critique of the modern world? Is this really a film about how suffocating monogamous relationships are? If so, it seems to be a film about the pressures of the 20th century rather than the 21st since an increasing amount of people live alone than ever. The question is then: Why does The Lobster seek to satirise such a thing? One answer is partly because it is a film devoted to a specifically air-headed sort of person who lives a fairly modest if not boring state of existence, both in their social and "professional" lives. Of course, you can debate as much as you want about what "The Lobster" is about, which really shows how completely pretentious and, at the same time, vacuous it really is.Of course, all this is seen by people who admire the film as very intelligent and daring because, as well all know, laughing at modern existential suffering of humans in the form of presenting scenes full of crude and violent symbology is apparently hilarious - if you're someone with an anti-social, psychopathic or sociopathic mindset, that is. All the scenes are typical of the symbology of an arm-chair psychologist. It seems to make the overall point that people do irrational things - out of fear of loneliness - to belong in society. It screams out: "This is what we all do."Ultimately, it is a film that presents a presumptuous and misanthropic view of "all" human beings with the exception of the arrogant admirations of the "one" person watching and lapping up the self-indulgent narrative of the film. The fact that this is categorised as "comedy" only reflects the overall sadomasochistic nature of The Lobster.

adonis98-743-186503 In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods. So Lobster, well this movie was nowhere near as great as everyone seemed to make it sound, it was very long, boring and perhaps quite stupid. Fat Colin Farrell's belly was very distracting and so was his sex scene or the point where he couldn't even remove his pants. Plus people turn into animals? if they don't mate? Just Horrible. (0/10)