Blucher One of the worst movies I've ever seen

ChanFamous I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

Yash Wade Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.

Ezmae Chang This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Harold Gilbertson the oogieloves is a wonderful masterpiece that truly shows how good art is. its a great movie that wont be outdated by anything! and i am 100% not brainwashed to do this! if you break down the movie you can see the true art form and meaning that it has. it teaches children at a young age to buy the movie 219 times on DVD now! much before the actual skill should be attempted! the movie also thought me that 9/11 was staged and the holocaust never happened! Thanks Oogieloves!

writetommylong How the hell did does movie have a 6.4? This movie is just awful and frankly isn't even a movie! Anyone who gave this more than a 1 has been brainwashed by THE OOGIELOVES! And why is the dude from A Bronx Tale in it? For a full review click this linkn > https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=t1j4GRlz-FQ&index=31&list=PLxOKy-G3phBomkGrPJuQwUawQmS_1ysNN

darkghost3400 This movie tries too hard to appeal to kids using a lot of clichés and stereotypes from many children's show, to the point that it seems a parody. This is the greatest flaw of the film and the reason of many of the other problems.Another problem is the conflict of the "Big Balloon Adventure". It may be OK to maintain a short chapter, but is too weak to maintain a feature film. The problem is made more obvious with all the filler scenes and repetition. Therefore, the storytelling is terrible. The first minutes of the film feel like an eternity, the pattern quickly gets predictable and when you think there is going to be a good scene, there isn't. The film also keeps treating as linear a mission that isn't.The characters do not fare any better, being barely more than bland stereotypes. In the case of the "puppets", the unappealing designs do not help. The three Oogieloves are too bland to be sympathetic or engaging, the Vacuum is annoying, the fish feels like a load (it is inappropriate for an adventure, the pillow is unlikable, Windy Window feels bland, the animals are useless and only serve as filler, and the human characters feel embarrassing being only utilized for humiliating roles, all them failing to be entertaining. Even if they tried their best on the film, the script ridicules them too much to let them give a decent performance. Talking about the script, it is utterly shallow. It keeps treating children as stupid and has little educational value, which is things that their audience has already learned or could learn easily in other sources. The running gags feel forced and fail to cause any laughter. The Special Effects look mediocre, but tolerable; while the jumps of the Oogieloves feel too fake.About the music, all the songs were cheesy, superficial, generic and lazy, keeping the underrating of children. Many of them were badly sung, maybe with the exception of Rosalie and Lola. And they did more harm than good to the film, due to their irrelevance.To finish, I recommend this film as involuntary comedy, rather than a product for kids.

Python Hyena Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012): Dir: Matthew Diamond / Cast: Cloris Leachman, Christopher Lloyd, Cary Elwes, Toni Braxton, Jaime Pressly: The balloon is about to get popped for this pitiful family film crap about adventure. While Pixar creates family fare that adults can enjoy with their children, no amount of alcohol could possibly erase the stain this garbage leaves on the mind. Simple plot regards three people dressed in what amounts to mascot costumes and trying to obtain five magic balloons for the birthday of what appears to be a snoring pink pillow. While these three morons and their talking fish go fetching balloons, they keep in close contact with a talking vacuum cleaner and a magic window. While Matthew Diamond directs better than this turd farce deserves, it must be noted that too much of this could drive a parent insane. Not only are the characters all costumes in the Barney school of quality but we also have cameos by celebrities who come across as on the end of massive punishment. Cloris Leachman is probably hoping that this isn't her "last picture show." And certainly Christopher Lloyd would like to go "back to the future" and fix this career travesty, and maybe "frame Roger Rabbit." Cary Elwes was ankle chained in Saw and probably views this as a task even Jigsaw would not dream up. Toni Braxton appears as a singer with allergies to roses, but obviously not bad scripts. Jamie Pressly puts in the best effort and the most spirit yet cannot render this garbage worthy of her time. This is a big balloon adventure full of hot air and complete idiocy. Score: 2 / 10