MonsterPerfect Good idea lost in the noise

TaryBiggBall It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

Ariella Broughton It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

Cassandra Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

adonis98-743-186503 After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is far better than the later prequels and remakes but also has a far more better cast of characters who are pretty fun and we wanna see live plus Jessica Biel was pretty awesome and the end was really cool and something that we should have seen in the later installments as well. It's not perfect but it's an entertaining remake. (7.8/10)

Ilikehorrormovies I do prefer the old one. I'm glad someone told me to watch it. I rent it like few months ago and I enjoy it. It's not bad what some people say. No I'm not saying this film is misunderstood it's just the film if you hate it or love it and I like this film. I like how the death is gruesome man it's bloody. Not the greatest horror movie remake but it's good in it's own way.

camceuen This remake was excellent! The filmmakers did a fantastic job and didn't give this title a bad name. The cinematography was beautiful for a horror movie. There was a lot of blood and gore, but in a great way! Of course no remake or equal will ever live up to the original, but this remake is fantastic! Don't listen to the party poopers who say this is bad and an embarrassment, they feel like they have to hate it because the original was perfect. I highly recommend this film!

Python Hyena The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003): Dir: Marcus Nispel / Cast: Jessica Biel, R. Lee Ermey, Eric Balfour, Mike Vogel, David Dorfman: Although not as pitiful as the Psycho remake, this is still a pointless mess at any rate. It regards an event or crime based on fact regarding killer Ed Gein who is portrayed here as Leather-Face who uses the skin of his victims to create his own person. One element that both films have in common is effective opening scenes. In the original a van load of hippies pick up a deranged hitchhiker, whereas in the remake they pick up a victim who eventually shoots herself. Teenagers stop off at a farm house where chainsaw wielding Leather-face and the rest of his insane family slice and dice them. Not a bad effort by director Marcus Nispel but he is no Tobe Hooper. Only R. Lee Ermey is interesting as the deranged Sheriff. Jessica Biel runs and screams and survives because she is the star. It might have helped greater had she endured more of the mayhem that Marilyn Burns put up with while being forced to be at a demented family dinner where she was sighted as the main course. Eric Balfour and Mike Vogel die graphic deaths. That seems to be the point of this junk. Presents mindless idiots to be murdered by barn yard tools. The original presented a realistic happening while this remake showcases an encore of nonsense. Score: 3 ½ / 10