Titreenp SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

Thehibikiew Not even bad in a good way

Pacionsbo Absolutely Fantastic

Huievest Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

adamzad Plot holes so big you could run the U.S.S. Gerald R. Ford through them, and enough of them to handle the rest of the CVN-78's support vessels... the most glaring of which is the Zippo that, despite being submerged in sea water for two days, still lights the cigarettes that spent the same two days underwater. Also, the whole voodoo priestess subplot was ancillary and a complete supererogation of pretense.Ill-conceived and poorly executed, this film's biggest problem was that there is too much time between the opening and closing credits. It was supposed to be a thriller, but it wasn't the least bit thrilling... except when the wife was behaving like the trophy she was (since she didn't display the least bit of intelligence, competence, or ability). None of the characters are the least bit likable, and the "plot" is absurdly predictable, so you find your attention wanders easily. Furthermore, none of the characters learn any lessons, so there is no growth from the shallow, superficial, self-absorbed snots that start the movie, and the shallow, superficial, self-absorbed snots who end it.Final analysis: Don't waste your time.

jfarms1956 This movie has got to be for guys in their late teens to early 30s. The movie is dull and boring. The only thing going for this movie is the bikini babes. The beach scenes are beautiful. The water looks extremely refreshing and exhilarating. Rich guys vs poor guy. Testosterone city there. The clash of testosterone over the beautiful bikini hot babe. Boring. Boring. Boring. The jungle of the island looks frightening with the hollowed trees and snake. This movie is for guys only, females need not watch. I would give this movie a one, however, the twist in the ending makes up for the guy bikini candy (the female star). So ladies let your guy watch this substanceless movie. Go shopping or to the gym instead. This movie could be over in 30 minutes or less. Way, way too long.

Neil Welch Three is a glorious piece of trash cinema.There are two strong arguments in favour of it, and they both belong to Kelly Brook. Washed up on a very small but highly photogenic desert island with nothing but a yellow cardie, a chiffon scarf, and a tiny white bikini (which she sheds at the drop of a hat, not that hats are very much in evidence), she is wholly dependent on Spanish boat boy Juan Pablo Di Pace for survival. Then, after a couple of days her rich husband Billy Zane washes up, assumes the two of them have been at it like rabbits and bingo! We have an eternal triangle.Actually, that's not so bad as a concept. Where Three falls down is in the execution, for what then transpires is the most lurid of melodramas, based on the improbable supposition that Zane's character, faced with survival on the most marginal of terms, will prove to be so insecure, paranoid, and downright delusional, that he will monomaniacally devote critical resources towards the destruction of his imagined rival. OK, so this situation isn't arrived at in a single leap, but that is basically what goes wrong.Zane, of course, never someone to knowingly underperform, chews the attractive scenery (literally as far as the coconuts are concerned) with relish. Brook overflows from the bikini very nicely which seems to be the sole reason the two men lock horns, because it's surely not for her thoughtful problem-solving approach to their predicament: she brings all the depth of a very shallow puddle to the character. Only Di Pace emerges with dignity, giving us a credible boatboy who finds himself in a situation which is completely beyond his control. And I don't mean the shipwreck.On the other hand, the movie is one of those which is so bad as to be fairly entertaining!

JWisu04 Survival Island is a film that I happened to come upon on one of the cable movie channels a few months ago. After seeing only the second half the first time I caught it, it left me inquiring when it would be on again so that I could see it in it's entirety. It's a bit of a slow-going film with no real suspense until the middle and end of the movie. The characters in the film are very "life like" and have real talent compared to many of the films that I've seen under the same "ship wrecked on a deserted island" theme. The only character/actor that you will most notably recognize is Billy Zane(Titanic) whom I'm not a big fan of. The other actors are not to bad to look at at all. I'll admit to the fact that the "skin" scenes in the film kept me coming back. There are no gratuidous nude scenes. You'll see her nude from the waist up on more than two occasions and you will see his nude backside on two different occasions. Although they were few and far between, those scenes along with the beautiful beach and ocean scenery will satisfy those with a free night and nothing else to watch and/or do.