ChicDragon It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.

Lidia Draper Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin The movie really just wants to entertain people.

Kamila Bell This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

jourosevic Please save yourself the vomit and don't watch this movie! I read the wrong review and got tricked into watching it.The review must have been posted by the deluded fool who made it.I feel cheated and violated and now I know, read all the reviews.It's not just the bad acting, or the pathetic effects; The whole timing is out and the editing is just sloppy, done with absolutely no attention to detail.If you want a good laugh, get drunk, get some friends together and poke fun at a movie that should never have been made.well maybe by a ten year old and if so never, ever, released!Well first post hope it save somebody the wasted time.

brianhelfrich Woodyanders is a tool. I created this account out of anger, solely to warn others from having to endure what I just witnessed.This movie is about as enjoyable as watching a dog defecate. I hated it with the fiery passion of a thousand suns and felt compelled to save you, dear reader, the time.I read the IMDb review by Woodyanders titled 'An excellent and exciting post-nuke sci-fiction/action winner' and expected at least an interesting movie. Instead, I got to watch some of the least capable actors/actresses who clearly couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. The plot was atrocious and the dialog appeared to be written by a child. The movie fell flat on it's face on absolutely every level and we have some of the worst camera-work in history to save it for posterity. This movie is so incredibly bad that I hope it ruins the careers of everyone involved.

Woodyanders A rough'n'tumble bunch of female warriors -- two-fished Luca (ravishing brunette Darian Caine), the equally tough Spring (cute blonde Pamela Sutch), scrappy Vick (foxy Amara Offhaus), and the resilient Carrie (lovely Renee Porada) -- do their best to stay alive in a harsh wasteland that's been devastated by a nuclear war. The gals try to find the last remaining city left following the big blast. However, ruthless dictator Rollins (nicely played with wicked aplomb by Debbie D) sends a team of bloodthirsty mercenaries to kill the ladies in order to control the population. A pretty standard premise for sure, but fortunately writer/director Lee Kabasinski handles said story with a substantial amount of skill and flair: the brisk pace rarely let's up for a minute, there's plentiful graphic gore,a sizable smattering of tasty distaff nudity, a handful of vicious cannibalistic zombie mutants, and even a smidgen of lurid soft-core sex, the rousing shoot-outs and fierce knock-down, drag-out martial arts fights are staged with considerable rip-snorting brio (a big confrontation between the gals and the mercenaries in an automobile junkyard rates as an especially tense, thrilling, and impressive set piece), the CGI effects are generally acceptable, and the roaring hard rock soundtrack totally smokes. Moreover, the game and able cast play the material with admirable gusto: Caine and Sutch are great fun in the leads (it's a real pleasure to see Darian in particular mix it up in her action scenes), plus there's stand-out work by Brian Anthony as rugged and vengeful fighter Harris, Leon South (a.k.a. director Kabasinski) as cold-blooded mercenary Largent, Brian Heffron as brutish thug Krieg, and Deanna Visalle as the formidable Zorn. The polished cinematography gives the picture a neat slick look (I really dug the brief use of split screen in one scene). Jeff Hawthorne's lively and stirring score does the right-on pumpin' trick. A very cool and enjoyable flick.

tcoll32 First I want to say I was extremely lucky to get a copy of this film since it is being re-edited. The hard part for me to accept is that the re-edited edition will be most likely exceed my enjoyment of the current version I now have. Having said that this latest epic starts off after WW III has devastated the world. The few survivors are either huddled together in the last remaining city run by a despotic militarized fascist leader. Those who aren't in the city are tying to survive. We get a group of 3 companions working there way to the city and trying to survive the mutated wasteland with the roving band of marauders. With a full compliment of KWF stalwarts like Brian Heffron, Darian Cane, Renee Porada, Brian Anthony, and Pamela Sutch (along with Len) this film is fast paced and action packed. This is by and large the biggest film attempted by KWF and they deliver on all accounts.