Afouotos
Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.
Dirtylogy
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.
Joanna Mccarty
Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.
Billy Ollie
Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
Wuchak
RELEASED IN 2016 and written & directed by Kevin Smith, "Yoga Hosers" stars Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp as teen besties from Winnipeg who enjoy yoga and work at a convenience store. When the two Sophomores are invited to a Senior party they have to deal with Satanic slashers and, worse, a horrible evil buried beneath the earth hailing from WWII. Johnny Depp is unrecognizable as legendary man-hunter Guy LaPointe while the director plays the diabolical one-foot Bratzis. This quirky comedy/teen/horror flick is a spin-off of 2014's "Tusk" with the same cast, but I haven't seen that movie yet. Anyway, curvy cutie Harley Quinn Smith is one of the main highlights of "Yoga Hosers" and the camera doesn't fail to accentuate her spunkiness and beauty. (There's no nudity or sleaze, thankfully, and understandably so since Harley is the director's daughter). She was 17 during shooting (or ALMOST 17).Aside from Harley, the first 55 minutes are fairly entertaining, but kinda curious in an "I'm not sure if I'm gonna like this movie" way. It's the entire last act where this flick soars with ingenuity and laugh-out-loud scenes. Ralph Garman knocks it out of the ballpark as the mad creator of the Bratzis, Andronicus Arcane. THE FILM RUNS 88 minutes and was shot in Santa Clarita & Los Angeles. ADDITIONAL CAST: Justin Long plays the yogi while Tony Hale plays the father of one of the girls and Natasha Lyonne his babe. GRADE: B+/A-
sol-
More of a 'Tusk' spin-off than a sequel, this second Canada-set horror film from Kevin Smith focuses on the two convenience store clerks from 'Tusk' who find themselves up against teen Satanists and tiny creatures that kill by climbing through human bodies. As a narrative, 'Yoya Hosers' keeps jumping in different directions with certain subplots (the Satanists in particular) deserving of much more screen time, however, Smith knows how to make a zany comedy and the film only gets more interesting as the mythology surrounding the tiny creatures becomes more bizarre and complex. There is also an undeniable wackiness to their chants of "Wunderbar!" when exiting their victims and Smith films the clerk girls defeating the critters with lots of energy. The pseudoscience behind the creation of the creatures is incredibly silly though and if the film's low IMDb rating is anything to go by, this is not a film for all tastes. The humour certainly varies in effectiveness; same goes for the attempts to mock the limited cultural awareness of teenagers today and the difficulty of separating teenagers from their phones. The lead actresses are radiant enough though to keep everything chugging along. Some have complained about their casting being nepotistic, but Lily-Rose Depp certainly outclasses her father (Johnny) at least, who is even more over-the-top than he was in 'Tusk'.
Plaidrocker32
I have to say, I really enjoyed this movie. I was entertained. At the end of the day, that's what a film is supposed to do. Is it a well crafted story? No. However, Kevin Smith himself has said this was supposed to be like an 80's B-movie and I think he achieved that. It did what it set out to do. If that's the case, can you really call it a failure? Obviously this film isn't for everyone, but that should be common knowledge with any Kevin Smith movie at this point. If you're up for a campy, ridiculous good time late at night, this is a solid choice.
Thamer Al-Hosaynaan
see... if you looking to my profile in twitter you will notice I'm considered one of the most biggest movies reviewer in KSA,the problem is that also i'm knowing as hard minded in giving rates to movies people always say to me like 'what i want' in movies and why hardly i give big ratings, there is many things should be in a movie so it make it PERFECT like (( Yoga Hosers )) i will tell you dear reader what those:- 1- acting natural and not being scared at all - Lilly Rose and her friend in movie let you feel that they are not acting at all, the way you see them laugh and stuff you will naturally feel it as they not acting even they post in movie their first takes, also you will feel that they was having fun making this movie, this is important to make the movie even more success! 2- start strong, stay strong & end strong - this movie Literally will not make you get bored all the way till the end, even boring conversations will make you laugh ! 3- more stuff to see - i watch this movie twice, in the second time i discovered stuff that i didn't notice in the first watch... and i don't mind at all watching this movie third forth and fifth time etc...i don't know how to thank team yoga hosers, making something that I really REALLY liked !