RyothChatty ridiculous rating

Tayyab Torres Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

Allison Davies The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Francene Odetta It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

Zoooma Epicly terrible. 74th movie I have watched in 2013 and this is THE WORST. No joke. Sometimes people think movies that open at the theater on an average American weekend are the worst. No, they're really not. Sometimes they may stink but they're not EPICLY HORRIBLE like this. But I will give some points to anyone who can get a bunch of people together to follow a script, film it, edit it and have people see it. No matter how bad the movie, that's an accomplishment. However, if it was me, I would not want people to know I was involved in any way. I'm almost embarrassed to mention I watched it. So bad it's not even funny. If I had my way I'd snap my fingers and this "film" would vanish from existence so no one would ever see it.0.7 / 10--Zoooma, a Kat Pirate Screener

Knighthawk701 The story is simple. Zombies flood a holiday isle. A group of people are trapped in a bar were a band plays. Lots of people get eaten.This is a zombie-humor flick. But some of the humor is quite childish, some is brilliant.This is a UK movie, and sometimes they still mention the war. So a few zombies are German and they invade the beach and take all the seats. For US viewers that may be nothing comical, but I think most Europeans get that joke.Also there is a lot of political correctness in the UK within the police force. They also make fun of that in the movie. Most people would fire away at zombies, not the police there. They want to arrest the zombies and be almost polite to them. Also the zombies protesting for their rights are funny, as is Zombie TV! The movie is not great or that bad, just some good laughs if you are in a good mood. The acting is not bad actually, the quality of filming is good too.Note: watch the scrolling text at the new bulletins, some great stuff is being typed there (experts agree that taking sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time is not a good idea...)

javier1976 I like bad movies, I really do. Of the "so bad it's good" kind. This is NOT one of them. It is plain awful. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. They attempted to make a zombie comedy (a la Shaun of the Dead, Tokyo zombie or even Zombies of mass destruction) but failed miserably. They try too hard. There isn't a single funny moment. The two "actresses" are anything but sexy, even in the few scenes when they try to be. The "music" drowns out a lot of the movie's dialog. Not that your are going to miss much, but it can get annoying. The whole thing seems to be an attempt to make some friend's rock band known. They even have a show in the middle of the zombie onslaught. The zombies "talk" (they mumble and they included some moronic lines that they act out) and go to restaurants to eat "finger food" (hands) or drink human blood out of a skull. They make TV shows. There is even zombie Hitler... Just pathetic Don't be fooled by the reviews posted by the director's friends or by the somewhat cool cover art. If only you could give negative points I would, it's THAT bad.

SpringJack0 Worthless crap.I usually don't comment on anything as poor as this, but the sock-puppets who reviewed this film fooled me into watching it. If I can save even a single person this embarrassment, I must try. Brain cells are at stake.This film might have been more impressive had it been directed by an 8 year old- though I'd still make sure someone kept him away from cameras in the future. I'd also recommend he be given a thorough examination by a child developmental specialist.The film claims to be funny- the only 'humor' comes from post production fart sounds littered throughout and, I suppose, the dancing of the female 'actors'.The zombie make-up appears to be made from red paint and a wasted chicken dinner.The actors are unlikable, untalented and unwatchable. The two 'sex' scenes have the participants fully clothed and are about as hot as an episode of 'The Golden Girls'.The hour and 12 min running time is padded out with cheap animation which is the best part of the production.