RyothChatty
ridiculous rating
Greenes
Please don't spend money on this.
Patience Watson
One of those movie experiences that is so good it makes you realize you've been grading everything else on a curve.
Frances Chung
Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
arfdawg-1
The Plot:A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.OMG! Boring drivel.Takes forever to start. AND Colonel Sanders is in it! Where's the chicken?The music tries to create tension where none exists.The acting is horrible and the writing worse. But it's the directing that is really a nose dive.I was bored silly. The "pirate" consists of a guy in a Halloween costume.Only saving grace in this film is the lead female giants boobs. There's plenty of own louse scenes but no nudity.