Stevecorp
Don't listen to the negative reviews
Sameer Callahan
It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
Tyreece Hulme
One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
Marva-nova
Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.
s3276169
Crossbones takes a swashbuckling tale of high seas adventure and makes it walk the plank in favour of a rather tepid tale of intrigue. Its pretty uninspiring stuff, made worse by an outlandish story line. William Teach, better known as Blackbeard, is a pirate "guru" who lives an implausibly luxurious lifestyle on a Disneyland like pirate island. Williams too busy being a "visionary" to be a real pirate, embroiled in empire building, whilst dealing masterfully with courtly hi-jinks from his shifty pirate subjects.Its all too absurd to suspend disbelief for any length of time. As a result, the whole tale quickly descends into farce. There are a few bright moments, the cast are talented, and some of the twists and turns are interesting. That said, its not enough to excuse the rather silly, inappropriate tone of the whole drama. Five out of ten from me.
xtcrefugee
I was a little sceptical of Crossbones, another pirate series coming so soon after the acclaimed Black Sails, but in truth the two are very different shows. Crossbones is more a show about a secret agent (Richard Coyle) hunting his dangerous prey (John Malkovich) that just happens to involve pirates, rather than "Pirates of the Caribbean for grown-ups" as Black Sails has been described. Characterisation is for the most part good, although sadly in just 9 episodes there was clearly room for much more. We never really get to see how things turn out for a number of characters, and there's no denying the ending felt awkward and very rushed, but at least the series did get one unlike many others that are cancelled before their time. Ironically Malkovich's performance is one of the weakest, but that's more than made up for with excellent acting from Coyle, Foy and Stebbings; I hope Coyle in particular is given another leading action role soon, it clearly suits him. Sadly I think Crossbones may largely be remembered as "not Black Sails" when it deserves far better.
Lily
Crossbones - why it's terrible as a history lesson but enjoyable as a TV series (i've seen the first 6 episodes upon writing this)If you are seeking historical accuracy in this pirate series, you need not watch one minute of Crossbones, because you won't find it. This is the type of series that says more about the 21st century, about the way we tell stories nowadays than the period it's supposed to portray. For instance, while I believe that people in a pirate colony might be looser from the conventional discrimination of the age than those in the Olde Country society, and that in such a place there might be more opportunities for enterprising women and freed slaves, it is still unconvincing that they could be pirates on equal footing with their white male counterparts. And there are many examples of dialogue, language and accents, motives, locations, dress sets and outfits where I thought "This will only make sense to a 21st century viewer, and would rankle with weirdness for hypothetical viewers from that era, or laughable datedness for viewers 30 years in the future."Then there are plenty of other aspects that are improbable or unbelievable. Boats sailing right against the wind. Other violations against the laws of gravity etc. People who are careful to hide their life savings from their rivals just turn their back once a rival is carrying a box full of gold for them. The great navigational device that the plot revolves around: while there is a lot of talk about how it's built, never is it explained how it works - could it really be so self-explanatory to use? Also they don't seem to have much trouble navigating at all, what advantage could the device possibly give? The pirate Blackbeard speaks in poetic Shakespearian wholly unbefitting his reputation, John Malkovich being rather improbable a violent and volatile pirate in any case. All important actors healing miraculously fast from lethal-looking injury while characters unimportant to the story keel over from a scratch. The Antoinette subplot is just
like they wanted to incorporate a horror story layer in the series, and it's quite laughable and interferes with the pace of the story. The hundred candles wastefully burning in every room, even the poorer houses, to provide a pretty but once again unbelievable set. There is plenty of violence to illustrate what a tough world it is. As such it works but I don't enjoy watching it. There are several plot holes, and other parts of the story are completely predictable. So, it's mostly a fantastical tale with a period-dress pirate flavor. If you're willing to accept that, there's nonetheless enough to enjoy. I'm a sucker for just superficially beautiful images and period dress, the series offers just that. It's funny at times and the action scenes are often enjoyable, the characters keep me interested in what will happen to them or curious to what their true motives and backstory are. The actor who plays Lowe, the hero, I didn't know him before but he's really good. The series combines adventure and action, with drama, (b)romance, intrigue and horror elements - basically all over the place but has something for everyone not too critical. There are moral choices, political and semi-historical issues, a bit of philosophy, so it offers some things to think about and other things just to enjoy watching. In short, entertainment in the true sense of the word.
JamesAtFiftee
A favorite show and on a short list of DVR recordings for me. I find Crossbones to be very well written with a clever mix of characters. In general, a ripping good yarn. The casting and acting are exceptional. Unlike other reviewers I'm not concerned with absolute historical accuracy and realism in a show that clearly does not claim to provide such. This is historical fiction, not a reenactment. One must unpucker one's analytics a bit.Back to the characters: This mix of characters, their personalities, and their interplay is irresistible. The back-and-forth between the worthy adversaries of Blackbeard/Teach and the doctor is central. Clearly the two admire each other despite vastly different motives and intentions and that is compelling.The plot twists are so good for a TV show that my only concern is they will not be able to keep them up.Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the ladies are totally beautiful. Caire Foy is an impeccable, perfectly fetching, everything-I-want-from-an-English-actress ... unburied treasure!"Exposition"? Really? I'm not worried about exposition.