IslandGuru Who payed the critics

Matcollis This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

SoftInloveRox Horrible, fascist and poorly acted

Cody One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

fedor8 Just as I had thought that the "reality TV" market had already snatched up all the people with mental illnesses and all those cheap/unknown dime-a-dozen unemployed actors-for-hire, Paris Hilton's new MTV program proves that there is a seemingly inexhaustible supply of those two grade-Z media viruses.To dismiss all the candidates as insane would be gullible. To label all of them as paid actors would be to underestimate the size of the pool of lunatics and morons that inhabit this sad little planet.I believe that the assignments/tests should have been much better. A few suggestions:1) The contestants get to shoot a porn film. Paris looks at the footage, and picks the girl with the smallest breast and the most idiotic grin.2) The contestants are placed into large handbags, and pretend to be Paris's pet for 24 hours. The winner is expected to s*** 2-3 times, lick Hilton's derrière at least 5 times, and let Paris shove dog-food down their throat without complaining.3) Each contestant is given exact replicas of Paris's 23 engagement rings. They then have to name as many of her 23 ex-fiancés as they can remember, and then write an essay on why they think Paris has to fake being "wife material" to the naïve public by being in a permanent state of "engagement".4) A Paris Hilton Look-alike Competition. Each contestant gets a horror-movie make-up kit, and has to try to duplicate Paris's lazy eye and moronic grin to the best of their abilities.5) The I.Q. test. All contestants with a score higher than 55 are automatically sent home. This would be the "April Fool's Day" assignment because none of the contestants would be eliminated after this round.6) The South Park episode featuring Paris Hilton in the starring role is played in its entirety. The contestants would then have to explain whether what they just saw was an animated satire or a costume drama.7) The contestants have to successfully complete an entire month's worth of impersonating any one of PH's three former best friends: Lindsey Lohan impersonators will be forced to have sex with an ugly female DJ, Britney Spears imitators will have to dance with a snake while lip-lynching out-of-synch in a phony dumb-U.S.-girlie "baby-voice", and Nicole Ritchie impersonators are expected to get themselves impregnated by a fat tattooed pop/baby-punk singer. (The fetuses will be later aborted in a "Paris Hilton MTV Abortion Special" and donated to PETA to feed the dolphins with.) 8) The VD assignment. "Collect as many venereal diseases in a 90-minute period as you can." The winner will be absolved from assignment 1.

witchfinder77 This is just so wrong on so many levels. Who actually put the okay for this atrocity to be aired on TV. What the hell is wrong with you? Are there no standards anymore? This show proves that you can make TV-shows about anything these days. You could as well film paint drying on the wall and make that into a show. That would actually be more interesting than this pile of horse manure. Who in their right mind would watch Paris Hilton's BFF? What is the target audience for this show? I can only think of people who have suffered heavy brain damage and don't know what is going on, house pets, inanimate objects. I accidentally caught 5 mins of the show and i immediately felt my brain function go down by 5%. Why does that rich, spoiled snob Paris Hilton have to be on TV at all costs? A TV-show about her buying friends. I don't get it. Cant she just spend her days lying by the pool being pampered by her many servants, or shopping hats at Rodeo Drive. Someone please stop her from making more TV-shows please.

marebare10 This show is petty filled with retarded bitches trying to acting slaves to become friends with America's biggest brat! Paris is manipulating the minds of 20 year olds, by calling them pets and dolls. If she really was trying to look for a bff (real one) she should go out in the real world the old fashioned way. This is true and real proof that she is a dumb s**t who's trying to get people to sleep their way into her friendship. Who knows if she had any sexual relations with any of them. If these people want to have some self respect and dignity they'd say ttyn to themselves. Don't even waste your time to check out the database. I only watch this crap for entertainment to see dumb w****s walk around looking like a bunch of dumb asses. The best part is she makes her self look even more like a dumb slut when she uses here mickey mouse voice and goes "I'm not dumb".

queen_g_shine I used to like Paris Hilton...her not so typical personality and her not so typical sense of fashion. She was different and special, that's why people watched The Simple Life, The Hottie and the Nottie and other productions in which she starred. That's why millions of people typed her name in searching bars and probably listened to her (not so great) songs. But now...seriously. "My new BFF"? First of all a BFF can't be new. Second of all you can't put people to drink alcohol and party until they feel sick. (and then blame them) This show has no essence, it's just another attempt to get the attention on her but she failed. She used to be at least interesting but now she has a bad attitude, she calls the contestants "pets" or "dolls" and she is so embarrassing trying to be bossy.1/10 [0 isn't available]