Humaira Grant
It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
Ella-May O'Brien
Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.
Yazmin
Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
Jenni Devyn
Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.
Blue_Jay_Way
The scumbags and degenerates of South Beach Towing have been verbally and physically abusing innocent parking victims for years. These folks are the scum of the earth. They are nasty vile and evil people. I was amazed to see this crap on TV, and that Jennifer Lopez is involved in promoting these criminals. They are most or all ex-convicts, and they are the filthiest thugs you will ever encounter on Miami Beach. The fact that they managed to turn their evil into more profits is a sad commentary on the sinking social values of the USA.
Jen_586
People leaving reviews saying that people who watch this show or give it a good review are dumb is so rude and uncalled for. I don't understand why people have to name call in their reviews, that to me just suggests that if you can't write a review expressing your opinion in a adult manner then that is what is stupid, not the ones who watch the show but the ones who actually go out of their way to write a 10+ line review trying to sound like they are so mature and sophisticated but really sound very uneducated. If it was actual real life people wouldn't watch it because it would be boring watching a tow truck pick up cars and never having any altercations or drama. Its obviously doing well though because it has multiple seasons and still on air. Im in Australia and can't get enough of it and I don't really care what anyone says. I like a good drama filled reality show that can make you laugh at the end of a hard day.
ultrahornetchaser
This is one of my favorite shows. Ever. It only gets 9 points because of how scripted it seems, but good LORD, it is funny. This show is about a towing company and all of the craziness that they go through. My favorite tow operator is by far Bernice, she adds a lot to the show.Bernice: Extinguish yo cigarette or I'ma extinguish it fo ya Some random lady: *proceeds to exhale smoke into Bernice's face* Bernice: *takes off sunglasses and walks away* Dave: Bernice, keep your cool! Bernice: *sprays lady with a fire extinguisher*It's a lot funnier when you watch it on TV.Seriously though, go watch this show. It's funny!
jenjina
Obviously this show is reality TV meaning it's not real! So don't expect everyday happenings to be entertaining. If that's what you came for then just move along and change the channel. However if you've got a weakness for reality TV like i do then Miami Beach Tow is the show for you.First off, this show is HILARIOUS. Someone reviewed about Bernice being the worst character, when she's the most badass one on there and she's not afraid to stand up for herself. The family drama gets a bit interesting but i can relate so i love watching that. The situations do seem a bit staged but hey, when you want a really good laugh after a hard day of working all day long then def check this show out!